Three Audiobooks to Listen to While Chasing a New Puppy

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The Fat Farm thrives on chaos so it’s only fitting that in the middle of calving season we brought home a 9 week old pug puppy. He is a sibling to our little guy Theo who joined the farm 18 months ago. He is precious, precocious, and an absolute delight. He has also made it impossible for me to sit still long enough to read a book with my eyeballs so I have leaned into the chaos and switched to audiobooks this past week. Here are three quick reviews of what I listened to this week and for all of them, I listened through Hoopla and Libby.

Lights Out by Navessa Allen

This book is insanely funny, incredibly dark, and is definitely not for the faint of heart. Fast paced, completely bonkers, and full of hilarious banter. It’s a dual narration, which is now my favorite type of audiobook narration. Each narrator performs their character’s parts as they happen-not changing each chapter. Both Elena Wolfe and Jacob Morgan gave top tier performances and I highly recommend listening to it if it’s available to you. But definitely use your headphones! This book is ridiculously hot. Full disclosure-I think it’s perfect until the ending. That last section really dragged on far longer than necessary, but I think it was to set up book 2 which comes out next month. Definitely check the content warnings! This is a dark, dark book.

Axes and O’s by Kayla Grosse

This is another wild one! It’s essentially eight and half hours of adventurous kink and self-exploration fueled by witty banter. It’s a really fun eight and half hours. It’s very fast paced, taking place over just a few days during a blizzard that keeps everyone confined inside a remote cabin. This is one where the insta-lust is written perfectly and the tension between the characters is palpable. Absolutely loved the characters of Fox and Morgan and how incredibly comfortable and competent they were in their relationship and life. Nathan was the perfect addition to their life and it was really refreshing for characters to be so open and honest with each other. Really enjoyed the narrators Grayson Owens, Stella Hunter and Stephen Dexter.

Candle and Crow by Kevin Hearne

It wasn’t all erotic romance this week. Candle and Crow is the third and final installment of the Ink & Sigil series and if you haven’t read the series yet, definitely check it out. It’s funny, witty, and very quirky. If you’re familiar with the Iron Druid series from Hearne, some of the characters overlap but it’s not necessary, although I recommend reading it because it’s awesome, to have read Iron Druid. This is book wraps up the story of Al MacBharrais and is the perfect conclusion to the series. Again, the narrator Luke Daniels is so talented and really made the book come to life. Highly, highly recommend listening to this one and if you do, don’t miss the bloopers at the end!

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The Bones Beneath My Skin by T.J. Klune

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CW: check out The StoryGraph for a complete list of content warnings. Also, there’s a kid in this romance who is not obnoxious!

This a book where reading the Author’s Note is an absolute must! This book has had an interesting publishing journey and I love to see self-published authors make their way to great publishers. I also love when an author’s book covers have a similar vibe and look so they all look great on the shelf together.

From the Publisher:

In the spring of 1995, Nate Cartwright has lost everything: his parents are dead, his older brother wants nothing to do with him, and he's been fired from his job as a journalist in Washington DC. With nothing left to lose, he returns to his family's summer cabin outside the small mountain town of Roseland, Oregon to try and find some sense of direction. The cabin should be empty. It's not. Inside is a man named Alex. And with him is an extraordinary little girl who calls herself Artemis Darth Vader. Artemis, who isn't exactly as she appears. Soon it becomes clear that Nate must make a choice: let himself drown in the memories of his past, or fight for a future he never thought possible. Because the girl is special. And forces are descending upon them who want nothing more than to control her.

I do not contain the words to tell you how much I loved this book. It’s delightfully weird and a little kooky, but also incredibly compelling with characters that are easy to fall in love with. This is one of those books that you need to go in with knowing as little as possible. I promise, knowing less is really more with this one. I love how it’s set in 1995. It makes everything our characters are up against so much more exciting and thrilling, and admittedly, allows the story to actually take place. Hello, no cell phones! Darth Vader Artemis is my new favorite book heroine and her banter with both Nate and Alex is some of the most delightful writing I’ve read in awhile. It’s funny, fast paced, full of action, and and has a lot of heart. It hits on some really heavy topics, especially homophobia and family estrangement, but it’s not a sad book. It’s hopeful and loving and you just feel better having read it.

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